NFL Picks Week 12

So, I hope all of you had a happy Thanksgiving. I certainly did. I went 2-1 in the points column (Lions lost by 7) and went 3-0 in the victory column. So if you are sitting comfortably, I shall begin:

Patriots (-10) @ Jets: UPSET PICK OF THE WEEEEeeeeee.....No just kidding. I can't do that. Pats will wax the floor with the Jets.

Points: Pats
Victory: Pats

Browns @ Bengals (-3): If this was in Cleveland, I would have made this the upset pick of the week. However, I think the spread is perfect and I think Cincy will hold on in a must win game.

Points: Bengals
Victory: Bengals

Jaguars (-3) @ Bills: THE REAL UPSET PICK OF THE WEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After kicking the crap out of a dead team walking, the Bills get another dead team walking in Jacksonville. It's a better defense, but I don't trust Bortles. And it's in Buffalo. Gimme the Bills

Points: Bills
Upset: Bills

Giants @ Eagles (-6): Giants have gotten something going of late with their OL, but they will face a tough test in this one. Nevertheless, I think this game will be close.

Points: Giants
Victory: Eagles

Raiders @ Ravens (-10.5): The spread is the question with this one. The Ravens aren't exactly an offensive firepower team and the Raiders played well on offense against Arizona. But they are coming East. I will cautiously take the Ravens

Points: Ravens
Victory: Ravens

Niners @ Buccaneers (-3): Should be a high scoring fest. Bucs have a scary offense and a scary defense( in the other direction). But again, west coast team coming east. Gimme the pirates

Points: Bucs
Victory: Bucs

Seahawks @ Panthers (-3): You sensing a pattern here? Another west coast team coming east. Plus the Panthers need this win badly after blowing the Detroit game.

Points: Panthers
Victory: Panthers

Cardinals @ Chargers (-12.5): Once again, the spread is the question. This time I will go with it being too high. The Chargers still leave me a bit wary.

Points: Cardinals
Victory: Chargers

Dolphins @ Colts (-7.5): Ever since getting outdueled by Sam Darnold, the Colts have not lost a game. Dolphins are a bit Jekyll and Hyde themselves. Gimme the horses

Points: Colts
Victory: Colts

Steelers (-3) @ Broncos: This one is tough. The Broncos are definitely game and they are at home. But the Steelers defense has played better of late. I will take the Steelers.

Points: Steelers
Victory: Steelers

Packers @ Vikings (-3): Given that they tied in their first matchup this could a playoff elimination game for both teams. Packers need it more. Vikings need to run the ball more and not leave Kirk Cousins out to dry. I will take the Vikings to establish said running game

Points: Vikings
Victory: Vikings

Titans @ Texans (-6.5): Titans are the AFC version of the Lions. Texans are on a roll. Give me the Texans

Points: Texans
Victory: Texans